Tuesday, December 26, 2006

It's been awhile

Yes, I know it has been awhile since I have made a post. Get over it. Heh heh. It is the holiday season after all.

Speaking of which, I hope everyone had a safe and joyous Christmas. If you were like me, then you spent most of the day on the couch in agony for eating too much. This has become a yearly thing for me. I don't look forward to the gift giving anymore. I want that food. I go to my family dinner, get a plateful of food, and proceed to gorge myself. It tastes so good at the time I just don't worry about what is going to happen. Then it hits me like a ton of bricks. I wind up on the couch for awhile just resting and let my food settle a bit. There is no avoiding it for me. Ahhhh..the holidays.

And while I was out on break, I stopped into a comic book store (shocker there I know). I went in to get some Spider-Man comics and found out a nice surprise. Marvel is going to have Spidey in his black costume starting in Feb. Yeah, I know, they are boosting both the movie and the comics at the same time with this but I don't care. I am happy that they are putting him in the black costume. (Which is seen here). The details as if it will be the alien costume or just a change in threads is still sketchy. From what I have been reading, it's just going to be a black costume. But I am hoping that it will be the alien costume. That would be so great but I am not getting my hopes up. Marvel has done some stupid things here in the past but are actually doing something worthwhile here lately. And, I believe that this is one of them. I am going to try and dig more up on this if I can. And if there any other dorks out there that gets information on this, then feel free to post a comment about it. Especially if you have proof that it is going to be the alien costume.

Well, that is about all the time I have for today. Again, hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas and have a safe holiday season. And for some odd reason that I am not back at my computer before then...Have a safe yet exciting New Year's. Later all.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Fire Drink

lighter, $2
bacardi 151, $30
the ability to breath fire, priceless

Monday, December 18, 2006

a look into my Id

I know..that is a scary thought. An actual glimps into me brain. But, I think this would make a decent post.

Recently, I was talking with some friends and we got on the subject of dreams. And with the conversation I had with them...my dreams are pretty messed up. And they are all based on what I watch as I fall asleep. Case in point, I recalled the dream I had when I watched Predator before passing out. *Cut to dream*

I was at work as a quality control lab technician at a dairy plant. I was running some tests on some products that are produced by the plant. I happened to look up and see three lazer beams cross the lab and line up on a fellow coworkers forehead. I pointed at her and yelled, "GET DOWN!" Too late.

My view of the situation panned over, as if I was in an actual movie, to behind my fellow coworker. I seen the inside of her head splatter across the lab table and equipment. Then the "camera" came back to a first person view. I turned toward the source of the 3 lazers. A Predator was standing there. He just turned off his cloaking device. There was no way I was going to be able to defeat this opponet. What was worse, I looked through the window out into the other sections of the plant and noticed more Predators running around causing havoc. Yes, the dairy plant was under attack by these beasts. I thought that nothing would stop them. We were doomed.

But a shining light came from another coworker who was tasting a gallon of 2% milk. She went to let out a blood curdling scream and started jumping and shaking violently. As she shook, the opened milk she had in hand went everywhere. Some of it actually landing on the Predator that I was currently staring down. The milk started burning through its skin and it began to scream. I quickly grabbed another gallon of milk and proceeded to throw the milk onto the creature. Success! The milk ended up burning and melting the creature. I quickly told everyone around to grab gallons of milk and start chucking at the aliens.

With a few casualties, we defended the dairy. The last few Predators alive ran and took off in their ship. They would think twice before messing with the dairy again.

*End dream*

Yeah, I know. It's messed up and there are alot of holes in the dream. I am a nerd so I know that Predators don't run...they would activate their bombs before running. And that they can't be deafted by pouring milk on them. That is were the joke comes in. Just stating that fact so I don't get posts about at least those two aspects of my dream. There are more but I will let you go over that if you wish. At any rate, hope you survived this little trip into my world. If not, all the better. MUH HA HA HA HA!!! Later bloggers. (and non-bloggers. Don't want to forget anyone :P)

Friday, December 15, 2006

It takes a thief to catch a theif

Dear Cory Graham,
I just wanted to take this time to thank you sir. I want to thank you for going to Ryan Tipton's myspace blog, stealing it and then I stole what you done to put it on my blog.
Sincerely,
Warren Meadows

This is a little game that originated on Mr. Tipton's myspace blog entry. Which was then stolen my Mr. Graham and then I took the liberty of stealing that and putting it on here. Ok, so...this is the jest of it, I suppose. I am to take the songs I have in my current library, throw them into windows media player, hit suffle and just line up the songs with the corresponding catagory (i.e. the first song with the first catagory, the second with the second, so on and so forth). And after all is said and done, this will be your life's soundtrack if you had one. Ok, so I have done said task and here we go I suppose. This could get ugly...seeing as I have all kinds of music ranging from songs to theme music. As in the famous words of Dr. Sam Beckett before he starts every new adventure, "Oh, boy."

Opening Credits--Hello Darlin by Conway Twitty
Ok. Not a bad way to start off I suppose. I guess this is suppose to be some sort of foreshadowing. I have no idea. But not a bad song to start off with.

Waking up--Figured You Out, Nickleback
I guess I kinda know what is going on before I start my life?

First day of School--Theme song of the Oompa Loompas
So, I bust into the school on the first day. Short, oranged faced, green haired kid that keeps to himself. But when someone does something wrong, I bust out into song and dance to let them know of their mistake and for them to change their ways. And that they could live in happiness too. The first sign of trying to help mankind.

Fight song--I'll See You on the Other Side, Ozzy
That's right...after the fight is said and done, I will see you on the other side. Maybe not today, my friend, but soon. I will keep fighting until I can no longer fight. Then, that day, I will see you again..on the other side.

Breaking Up--Transformers Theme Song
Sorry baby, but I must go forth and fight the evil forces of the Deceptacons. If that means I must let you go, then so be it. The world is in danger and I must protect it.

Happiness--Crazy Bitch, Buckcherry
'Nuff said

Life's Okay--Dani California, Red Hot Chili Peppers
I will leave this for you own interpretation.

Driving--Dragula, Rob Zombie
You probably had the same reaction as I did on this one. NO FRIGGIN' WAY. This is getting scary. I don't think any explanation is needed here.

Flashback--Truly Madly Deeply, Savage Garden
I guess I am looking back to the happier days before the invasion of the Deceptacons. If it wasn't for them, then I would not had to break up with my true love. But sacrifices must be made for the greater good.

Getting back together--Run Around, Blue's Traveler
It is hard to get back with the one you love. It's even harder when you are slowed down by getting the run around. I have come back at long last. The war seems to be over and I can finally settle down. But, life must test me yet again.

Wedding--Shook Me All Night Long, AC/DC
This is for the night of the wedding. Finally, the evil forces are eradicated and the world is at peace. Now that the war is over, I can be with the woman I love and marry her. After the vows are said, then we are off on our honeymoon. What a way to spend the first night together.

Birth of a Child--Wild Thing, Tone Loc
I can tell at birth, that this child has fire in him. He has a fighting spirit and doesn't know how to harness it. He becomes reckless and I must try to teach him how to harness his energy and to use it wisely. Eventually, he would make his old man proud.

Final Battle--Bad Moon, CCR
A couple of poor decisions on my part leave me stranded and vulnerable. The signs were there but I didn't take heed. There was indeed a bad moon rising, trouble on the way. It seems there were loyalists still alive from the war to act out their vengence thanks to Unicron. He rebuilt part of the armada from the remains of some Deceptacons. Again the war rages on, and it seems that I would pay the ultimate price.

Death Scene--Girls, Beastie Boys
Um..ok..I guess as I take my final breaths all I think about is girls.

Funeral Song--Man of Constant Sorrow, Soggy Bottom Boys
This is crazy. This is actually starting to creep me out. After fighting all those battles, trying to keep the girl, raising a hellion..it's time to rest. All my life has been filled with sorrow. So, I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.
I guess I will meet you on God's golden shore.

End Song--What It's Like, Everlast
Not a bad way to sum up my life as a soundtrack. You shouldn't judge the way I lead my life. If I decide to fight giant evil robots then I will. You don't know what it's like..so shut it.

Well, not a bad soundtrack. Had a couple weird songs in there at a couple of moments. But hey, that is my life...one disater after another..lol. No, not really. This was fun. I might try it again later and laugh to myself when I reshuffle the tunes. Well, I guess I will bid you a fond farewell and encourage you to try it yourself. Remember, don't skip any songs and just go down the list. It probably won't make any sense but hey that is the fun part. There were a couple of songs that I wish popped in there but ah well. And feel free to use this idea. Just as long as you give me credit...HA HA HA HA!! At any rate, I'm out.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Just Curious

I was watching the old tele the other day. Well, ok, I watch it everyday, but that is not the point. As I watched a program, the inevitable happens--commercials. Sometimes they are funny and great to watch, but those type of commercials are few and far between. At any rate, there was one commercial that caught my attention. It was one of those Fruit of the Loom commercials. And of course it had those fruit of the loom guys shown here.

Now, this is what is getting me. You have the apple, purple grapes and the green grapes. There is a forth guy there. What in the world is he? What type of fruit is he? And why does he keep changing from brown to green back to brown then green and...well you get the idea. If anyone could shed some light on the situation then I would be most grateful.

Warren...out.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

I want to play a game.

I got this idea awhile back while watching America's Got Talent. As I watched this debacle of people selling themselves to the public, my mind began to wonder..as it tends to do from time to time. My brain has a bad habit of associating one thing with another. Case in point: The camera panned over to the judges and one of them happens to be THE HOFF. Now, if you don't know who The Hoff is, then you need to go out, buy a tack hammer, and hit yourself in the head with it as a punishment. If you know who he is, then you can continue without doing the previous step. At any rate, my mind went from Hoff to Kit to a song that Hoff did, "Jump in my Car." If you haven't seen or heard this song, shame on you. Cause if I have to see it, then everyone should have to feel the same pain I went through. Actually, it's somehow strangly entertaining. Anyways, I sat through it and was dumbfounded cause who would actually like this. Then 5 seconds later...ahhhh..the Germans. Germans love the Hoff. Now, this is where my idea comes in.

I got to thinking about other countries and their celebrity fetishes. For example, France and Jerry Lewis. I tried to think what America's would be but couldn't pin point it down.
Anyways, here's the challenge. What other countries can you think of that has a celebrity that they absolutly love? (It can be any famous person: actors, singers, performers, music groups, etc.) And just as an aside, are there any countries that they absolutly hate? Good luck.