We all need a little chuckle.
The other day I was with a group of friends and we were passing jokes around. We all had a good laugh and it seemed to make the day go by faster and just a little bit brighter. Then I thought to myself, "Self, why don't you make a post about this." (That is a Mr. Brown reference for those that had him as a teacher.) So, here I am making a post.
I thought that I would leave a joke and others can use this to post jokes here as well. It's as much fun telling a good joke as listening to one. Besides, we all need a good joke to store in our memory banks. And I thought I would stick to an old person theme.
These two elderly women were out driving one sunny afternoon. They come up to an intersection. The car didn't slow down and ran right through the red light. The passenger became concerned with this. "Did we just go through a red light? No, it must be my old eyes playing tricks on me." the passenger thought to herself. "I will just pay closer attention the next time."
Another intersection came up and the car kept trucking through yet another red light. "Now I know we ran that one!" again speaking to herself.
Passenger: Ethel! Ethel! Did you know you just ran through two stop lights?!
Driver: Holy crap! Am I driving?
It's short but I thought it was very funny. And it is also clean. I know some better ones but they tend to get a little rough. But, by all means, leave a joke. It doesn't have to be clean like mine. That was the first old person joke that popped in my head. And your joke can be about anything. I hope that everyone can get a good chuckle out of this post. We all need a good laugh or two.
I thought that I would leave a joke and others can use this to post jokes here as well. It's as much fun telling a good joke as listening to one. Besides, we all need a good joke to store in our memory banks. And I thought I would stick to an old person theme.
These two elderly women were out driving one sunny afternoon. They come up to an intersection. The car didn't slow down and ran right through the red light. The passenger became concerned with this. "Did we just go through a red light? No, it must be my old eyes playing tricks on me." the passenger thought to herself. "I will just pay closer attention the next time."
Another intersection came up and the car kept trucking through yet another red light. "Now I know we ran that one!" again speaking to herself.
Passenger: Ethel! Ethel! Did you know you just ran through two stop lights?!
Driver: Holy crap! Am I driving?
It's short but I thought it was very funny. And it is also clean. I know some better ones but they tend to get a little rough. But, by all means, leave a joke. It doesn't have to be clean like mine. That was the first old person joke that popped in my head. And your joke can be about anything. I hope that everyone can get a good chuckle out of this post. We all need a good laugh or two.
posted by Temporarily sane at 12:35 PM
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Here's an old person joke that's a little less clean:
A loafer was sitting in a pub, drinking his pint, when an old couple came in. They looked this way and that oohing and ahhing over every feature, exclaimning how this, that, and the other were just the same. They sit at a nearby table, and he hears the old woman tell the old man, "I'm so glad you brought me here. It's just the same as the day we met, fifty years ago." Then the old an, says, "Yes, it sure is, and think I still want the same thing as I wanted that night." She replies, "Oh, you naughty old goat. You can't keep up with me anymore." With that she rises from the table and starts toward the door, and calls back over her shoulder, "But if you think you can, I think you remember that fence." The old man gets red in the face, but then gets up and follows her out. The loafer finishes his pint and goes outside, where he hears what sounds like strenuous lovemaking coming from behind the building. He thinks, "Oh no, it can't be." Overcome with curiousity, he peaks around the corner, and sure enough, the old couple is up against the fence, cavorting wildly, like two twenty year old porn stars on speed. He's never seen two people make love so energetically, and this couple looks to be nearly eighty. He watches dumbfounded for several minutes, until at last it appears they've reached their climax, for they collapse headlong into the alley, panting. As he was just about to turn to go, he hears the old man say to the old woman, "Hmm, I wonder when they added the electric."
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